A sticky situation - r/BikiniBottomTwitter

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u/Sponge-Tron Mar 22 '23

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Relatable

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u/stopmutations Mar 22 '23

This sub has the best memes. 10/10 incredibly creative.

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u/supremebasin Mar 22 '23

I can hear this gif

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u/SwoleCriminal Mar 22 '23

Gotta give it a few bow legged cowboy steps

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u/Bompedomp Mar 22 '23

I will forever loathe whoever made this popular knowledge through memes. Was walking the dog with a girlfriend and took the long step, and she pipes up loud as can be "Oh! Oh! YOU DID THE THING THAT WAS IT YOUR BALLS WERE STUCK" and like... yes, but there are people around and we live in a society...

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u/Flaky-Cap6646 Mar 22 '23

Just, fix them? That's what I do, I reach down and adjust

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u/carrimjob Mar 22 '23

girls out in public when they get a wedgie in their coochie

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u/ClassicCareBear Mar 22 '23

I use the pocket technique to solve my genital problems.

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u/TheyCallMeStone Mar 22 '23

Get some quality boxer briefs and this will never be a problem

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u/DragonSlayer-2020 Mar 22 '23

It's like one of those sticky hand toys.

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u/Chakluxe Mar 22 '23

I swear to God, Spongebob has a meme for everything, AND I FUCKING LOVE IT.

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u/One-Quote2456 Mar 22 '23

I just shake my leg like they used to do in that stanky leg song.

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u/IlConteiacula Mar 22 '23

Relatable, also when i have a itch on the balls i just pinch them with the tip of my fingers

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u/DrKent117 Mar 22 '23

u/savevideo

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u/MSTFRMPS Mar 22 '23

I don't you have to worry to much about looking silly. Aslong as you do it discretely I'd say it's socialy acceptable do some fidgetting of your dick

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u/OldOpinionatedLady Mar 22 '23

They DO that? Do they need to be washed, or something?

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u/Dimness Mar 22 '23

I was called out on this once, and that might've been the heartiest laugh I've ever had in my life.

This gif is perfect.

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u/TetrahydroC113 Mar 22 '23

So true

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u/liililllllliilillill Mar 22 '23

Why do you guys wear those ugly loose boxers? Wear briefs or boxer briefs and your balls won’t stick to your leg. No one will think you’re gay.

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u/Goobaka Mar 22 '23

This may be the best post I’ve seen on here

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u/Babki123 Mar 22 '23

Any person crossing my path will neither see me again or remember me
My hand is going down the inner sanctum to unstuck the gyroscope stuck on the wall

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u/DrRiesenglied Mar 22 '23

Doo roo too too

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u/INCOGNITOdoggie4444 Mar 22 '23

Literally put your hands in your pocket and do a single tug. And if you don’t wear speedos then you can just grab your thigh and tug from there if you don’t have pockets

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u/JB-from-ATL Mar 22 '23

It's such an unpleasant sensation and gives me the ick.

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u/lawschoo44 Mar 22 '23

As a male, with balls, this is absolute facts

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u/StarSpangldBastard Mar 22 '23

u/savevideobot

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u/StarSpangldBastard Mar 22 '23

u/savevideo

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u/heyheythrowitall Mar 22 '23

The only good thing to come from having one of my nuts cut out, haven't had a sticky sack in 15 years

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u/TheMemersOfMyNation Mar 22 '23

It's more like the "cheap walk cycles" from the lost episode for me.

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u/iluvstephenhawking Mar 22 '23

Times like these I'm glad I'm not man.

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u/T-Slur Mar 22 '23

I hate this💀

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u/WalkingonCoffee Mar 22 '23

Just do that awkward long stretch

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u/extreme_bananas Mar 22 '23

I’ve had a lot of arguments about this. As a guy, i imagine it is somewhat similar to women readjusting their bra/boob and if they can do it in public with no shame then so can we! (Readjust our balls, not their bra)

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u/Still_Ingenuity8189 Mar 22 '23

u/savevideo

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u/Benkei929045 Mar 22 '23

Batwings

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u/OscarMike44 Mar 22 '23

Ahhhh, the ol' Batwing.

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u/Nate40337 Mar 22 '23

If you shower every day, this doesn't happen so much.

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u/XxviandoxX Mar 22 '23

u/savevideo

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u/watsgowinon Mar 22 '23

Had this moment yesterday.

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u/formacetpropion Mar 22 '23

u/savevideo

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u/dude_with_a_reddit-4 Mar 22 '23

We need to get scientists on how stop this. It happens way too much.

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u/AlludedNuance Mar 22 '23

Just a little shimmy sham when no one is looking.

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u/Mediocre-Sale8473 Mar 22 '23

u/savevideo

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u/Artisanal_Shitposter Mar 22 '23

Baby powder. Or corn starch in a pinch.

If the humidity is 50% and the temperature is over 60°f you gotta powder up.

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u/Tokeitawa Mar 22 '23

Not if you have pockets, I call it the stealthy unstickynator.

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u/rogunak Mar 22 '23

I presume you wear boxers?

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u/bhusted332 Mar 22 '23

Our secret is out!

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u/Gone_Godlike Mar 22 '23

u/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

Until you get to an age where comfort is greater than what you think a stranger thinks of you.

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u/insecurestaircase Mar 22 '23

Same for women when you have an air bubble in your labia.

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u/Xx_HARAMBE96_xX Mar 22 '23

u/savevideo

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u/xMercurial24x Mar 22 '23

God up there laughing at what he did to us

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u/KlopeksWithCoppers Mar 22 '23

Get some better underwear. My balls haven't touched my legs in ages. Game changer.

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u/iAmTheTot Mar 22 '23

Holy shit I have not laughed that hard in a while. Thanks.

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u/Date_Snape Mar 22 '23

My balls are more stuck to my crotch tbh

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u/CalistoNTG Mar 22 '23

u/savevideobot

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u/CalistoNTG Mar 22 '23

u/savevideo

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u/zedarian Mar 22 '23

Gotta get next level. Go out and buy pairs of underwear with the ball pouches and nut-sack sacks. Total game changer. But give your wallet a proper burial when done. I spend about $80 on underwear but totally worth it.

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u/niuqaoj_reddIT Mar 22 '23

Don't shave them up all the way, leave some pubs around, that is why they are there for!

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u/pale-pharaoh Mar 22 '23

u/savevideo

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u/erik4life Mar 22 '23

Y'all gotta buy some saxx underwear, haven't had a problem since I started wearing them

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u/jazzhandpanda Mar 22 '23

I just do some Ministry of Silly Walks stuff and they're free and clear

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u/jate_nohnson Mar 22 '23

Be a chad like me and just reach on down and adjust yourself

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u/ThrowawayAccAAAAA2 Mar 22 '23

When nobody's looking, do the pinch through the pocket technique

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u/rockdude625 Mar 22 '23

Yup

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u/raisingfalcons Mar 22 '23

I hate it when my balls start touching my knees when im walking.

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u/alcoholicssaints Mar 22 '23

u/savevideo

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u/Impeesa_ Mar 22 '23

Upvoted purely for the hat trick of correct their/they're usage.

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u/AwayStorage2510 Mar 22 '23

Ok. Just wash your balls mate. This meme is just disgusting at this point...

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u/Deep-Assistance7566 Mar 22 '23

So true

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u/Jax_Plays Mar 22 '23

The ol' long step twist shake

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

Bro I don’t be caring no more I just be pullin my balls now

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u/Past_Scallion_2841 Mar 22 '23

Lots of comments about underwear with pockets like saxx…. I’ve tried them all, they all suck. Go back to basics. Regular old briefs. Not boxers, not boxer briefs, just old school briefs. Made the switch and never turning back. From long airplane rides to days out in the sun, skin to skin adhesion is now a thing of the past.

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u/Fun_Ad_8029 Mar 22 '23

You gotta put your hand deep in your pockets and move your balls around 😂😂

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u/Bioslack Mar 22 '23

My question is: Do women know we do this?!

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u/FREEWORDSAREFREE Mar 22 '23

Or ass itchy

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u/TenaciousTBag Mar 22 '23

Yeaaahhh. Im doin that like every 30sec.

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u/heavy_deez Mar 22 '23

I honestly love the feeling of peeling em off on a hot summer's day.

^{[hopefully there are no women here...]}

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u/LowB0b Mar 22 '23

Won't have this problem if you don't shave...

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u/blankfrack125 Mar 22 '23

my balls have literally never gotten stuck to my leg, is something wrong with me lol

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u/L00mis Mar 22 '23

unsticking the sack do de do deee

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u/IRSeth Mar 22 '23

u/savevideo

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u/marchandstongue63 Mar 22 '23

As a kid we used to call this BSTL - Balls Stick to Leg

I wonder if anyone still says that

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u/Weegee_Spaghetti Mar 22 '23

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u/DalesDeadBugs00 Mar 22 '23

Makes sense

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

So accurate

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

Don't worry, mate, these "sticky situations" happen to the best of us. The key is to take a step back and look at the big picture. It's easy to get wrapped up in the moment, but if you take a deep breath, you can usually figure out a solution pretty quickly.

Disclaimer: This is made by a stupid bot. I am not human.

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u/bashful_predator Mar 22 '23

With all of the knowledge I have gathered throughout my years I have finally realized the solution to this problem is to no longer wear pants.

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u/Clear-Personality-93 Mar 22 '23

Anyone have a gifv ?

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u/fayble_guy Mar 22 '23

Naw son, if ladies can adjust their fat knockers then I can adjust my voluptuous swingers

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u/ShinySmeargul Mar 22 '23

me when my packer is about to fall out

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u/Kind-Detective1774 Mar 22 '23

Or when my underwear starts riding up my buttcrack.

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u/lLikeCats Mar 22 '23

Just buy SAXX underwear or any of the other brands that offer a ball parking space haha.

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u/Expensive-Pear3413 Mar 22 '23

u/savevideo

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u/Expensive-Pear3413 Mar 22 '23

u/savevideobot

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u/Feliciaohyaaaa Mar 22 '23

What does it mean if this has never happened to me, because I'm starting to think I'm the only one that doesn't have this issue

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u/ChadicusMeridius Mar 22 '23

Maybe wear proper underwear

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u/COSMlCfartDUST Mar 22 '23

Certified dank meme

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u/Northerncanadianbacn Mar 22 '23

So graceful

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u/Intrepid_Foot_1459 Mar 22 '23

Jimmyshake usually gets er free

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u/Dola_Cei_Bill Mar 22 '23

🤣🤣 truth

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u/Randomone9404 Mar 22 '23

Big facts

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u/Tromero44 Mar 22 '23

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u/nopingmywayout Mar 22 '23

This happens?! Oh God it does, doesn’t it. TT

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u/N0085K1LL5 Mar 22 '23

I give it the Ole wide step.

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u/VermontPizza Mar 22 '23

aka ostepping out of the batters box

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u/ImprovementBasic9323 Mar 22 '23

Take a shower every day, op. And use soap all over your body.

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u/romelpis1212 Mar 22 '23

Baby powder. That stuff will change your life!

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u/Hungry_Guidance5103 Mar 22 '23

Seriously. This is why I fucking love the internet.

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u/Specialist_Tomato438 Mar 22 '23

really? true?

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u/grand305 Mar 22 '23

Walking on the beach

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u/Shrek-and-DonKee Mar 22 '23

r/GifsYouCanHear

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u/Sacrer Mar 22 '23

Out of my way, son. Ball's stuck! Ball's stuck!

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u/notrolling4175 Mar 22 '23

Why is bro out here exposing us??

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u/SoSoUnhelpful Mar 22 '23

Sticky B knows the struggle.

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u/GrimStump1 Mar 22 '23

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u/Specific-Composer138 Mar 22 '23

Lmaoo

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u/Ok-Function-6335 Mar 22 '23

Yup that's me

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u/hypnoaku Mar 22 '23

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u/thewhimsicaldeer Mar 22 '23

u/savevideo