r/IncreasinglyVerbose
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u/razzbow1
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Dec 04 '22
Announcement Increasingly Verbose and you! A PSA!
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r/IncreasinglyVerbose • u/PotentiallySpartacus • 22h ago
Request Found this excessively verbose sentence on a job listing. Why not verbosify it further?
r/IncreasinglyVerbose • u/moondog151 • 1d ago
Request Yes, yes, I killed your father. What is it with you women anyway?! I killed my father too and you don't hear me whining about it!
r/IncreasinglyVerbose • u/AssumptionNeat • 1d ago
Request We partake in a very miniscule, but impactful amounts of tomfoolery.
r/IncreasinglyVerbose • u/Sprinty-the-cheetah • 1d ago
Request Mankind is dead. Blood is fuel. Hell is full.
r/IncreasinglyVerbose • u/Worried_Extension360 • 3d ago
Request Calculate the dick to balls ratio in your mouth
r/IncreasinglyVerbose • u/alexytomi • 4d ago
Apologies for my inadequate vocabulary to form a meaningful title to this entry
r/IncreasinglyVerbose • u/SquashedKibble98 • 6d ago
I aggresively assert my trifling need to have a serious conversation with the current leader of this establishment
r/IncreasinglyVerbose • u/_m1ndl3ss • 6d ago
Pot of Greed
Ceramic Container of Lust for Material Goods
r/IncreasinglyVerbose • u/fraser20071010 • 9d ago
Request do these lyrics from weird al's virus alert
Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
It'll make your keyboard all sticky, give your poodle a hickey
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls
It'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower
So just trash it now, or else it will
Decide to give you a permanent wedgie
Legally change your name to Reggie
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
Look out! It's gonna melt your face right off your skull
Look out! And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
Look out! And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep
Look out! And make you physically attracted to sheep
Look out! Steal your identity and your credit card
Look out! Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
Look out! Then cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
r/IncreasinglyVerbose • u/Worried_Extension360 • 10d ago