r/meirl • u/BATMAN_5777 • 4d ago

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u/ClassicSubstance5090 4d ago

Richard

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u/tact1cal_turtle 4d ago

This is the only one

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u/Zarueaouan 4d ago

Willy

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u/Dreaming_Kitsune 3d ago

I'll never smoke weed with willy again

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u/CriticalDeRolo 3d ago

If your Willy is smoking, you should probably see a doctor

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u/Beez1111 3d ago

Name him Richard Face

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u/SnakeBeardTheGreat 3d ago

Or slow down and use some lube.

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u/400HPMustang 3d ago

The party’s all over before it began…

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u/DieHardPanda 3d ago • Gold

Biggus Dickus

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u/W1lson56 3d ago

.. He has a wife, you know

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u/SovietSpy17 3d ago

She’s called… Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.

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u/Ok_Check_6407 3d ago

That scene is one of my favorites ever

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u/leviathab13186 3d ago

The best part is those guys were really trying not to laugh. They were told they wouldn't be paid if they laugh so they tried really hard to hold it in. I'm assuming they were paid of course lol

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u/Commercial-Health-19 3d ago

Just wait till Biggus Dickus hears about this!

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u/AccidentCheap7482 3d ago

Maybe a little too......on the nose?

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u/sh1t-p0st 3d ago

Wow, good one, very original.

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u/Sttocs 3d ago

What’re you looking at, dick nose?

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u/EnormeProcrastinator 3d ago

Oh shit!! Now I get where Richard is coming from lmao. Thanks for pointing that out ! Haha

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u/Sillyviking 4d ago

Richard the Dickfaced

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u/MooMooMatthew222 4d ago

Richard Dixon

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u/-Imprivata- 4d ago

Richard Dixon Phase

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u/TheGreatGameDini 3d ago

Yeah but you totally missed Richard Nixon who was an actual dick.

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u/Dacon3333 3d ago

Old tricky Dick

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u/28secondslater 3d ago

Richard Fitzwell

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u/ngwatso 3d ago

Richard Cranium

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u/2600og 3d ago

Richard Ballsworth the 2nd.

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u/Ambitious-Ad9355 4d ago

Richard noggin

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u/logibear10 3d ago

Ahh, one of the lesser known british kings, i see?

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u/Tola76 4d ago

Lol.

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u/smaccer 4d ago

Penicato.

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u/Original-Advert 4d ago

Damn it I was too late

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u/RepresentativeOk3233 4d ago

Beat me to it...

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u/Ok_Marionberry141 4d ago

This is it. This is the way

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u/GiveMeYourMoney17420 4d ago

I immediately knew this would be the top response

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u/kirilltheoneandonly 4d ago

The only time you can actually call someone Dickface.

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u/TheShnard 4d ago • Silver Gold Vibing

A bit too "on the nose" I think.

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u/zhazzthesniper 3d ago edited 3d ago

This might be the greatest comment I’ve ever read. Hold on, I’ll be right back with an award.

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u/Madoodle 3d ago

You win the internet for the day.

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u/ashleyrae83 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/alex32593 3d ago

Nah! Just the shaft

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u/Mundane-Remote-2865 4d ago

Dickface was my first thought.

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u/lxkandel06 4d ago

I thought of Dicknose

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u/windchaser__ 3d ago

I came here expecting a thousand other people to have the same thought. Thank you for not disappointing

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u/scarlett_bear 4d ago

Johnson

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u/BobDerBongmeister420 3d ago

Long Johnson

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u/TheDudette840 3d ago

I had a friend named Frank Johnson. He would introduce himself as "Frank Johnson, straightforward dick".

Or sometimes as Jelly, cause he was a professional clown lol

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u/deadly_toxin 3d ago

I know a guy whose full name was 'Harold Peter Dyck'

He got really mad when people called him Harry.

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u/iamjaidan 3d ago

Ohlong Johnson

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u/DowntBoitDafagnPanes 3d ago

Oh dumb piano

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u/Rielhawk 3d ago

It's Don Piano.

... Meow.

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u/DowntBoitDafagnPanes 3d ago

My apologies, I knew nothing of the Don Piano, until now.

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u/Gringar36 3d ago

Johnson D Phallius

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u/chimera_zen 4d ago

It's clearly "Dick James, Bitch"

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u/SuggestedUserShame 4d ago

Super Freaky

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u/ukpunjabivixen 3d ago

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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u/YesOfcDefoIn 4d ago

Dickins, Charles Dickins.

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u/YeetMemez 3d ago

Richard Dickins.

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u/Positive_Cloud5047 3d ago

I was thinking abt that 2

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u/Technical-Air9087 4d ago

Biggus Dickus

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u/Jusan1 3d ago

What’s so funny about the name biggus dickus? I have a very great friend in rome called biggus dickus.

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u/SignificantTie7031 3d ago

He also has a wife..........

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u/RiskyDanFish 3d ago

Incontinentia... Incontinentia buttocks.

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u/Duskfang762 3d ago

Shut up! Why are you laughing! To the pits with you!

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u/malignantmuffin 3d ago

I want to see him fighting wabbid beasts within the week

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u/MemesAboutEverything 3d ago

He has a wife, you know

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u/ScabusaurusRex 3d ago

Do you know what they call her?

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u/DBorger123 3d ago

smallus vaginus

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u/ScabusaurusRex 3d ago

No, I believe it was... Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks.

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u/GRIM106 3d ago

Tightus*

After she married him I heard she changed her name Loosius

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u/Dog-Semen-Enjoyer 3d ago

How many people forgot this was a Monty Python reference

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u/MikeN1978 3d ago

Oddly enough I watched this fit the first time 3 days ago after randomly coming across it on Netflix I believe.

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u/Rollotommasi5 4d ago

I have a werrry good friend in woooome

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u/Sionnachan 4d ago

This is the one!

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u/AlphaDag13 4d ago

Balzac

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u/TauPard005 4d ago

Honore de Balzac

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u/msmischance 3d ago

This is right! Perfect!

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u/foldzondura 3d ago

Turn up the fun!

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u/Objective_Poetry2829 3d ago

Cyrano de Balzac

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u/Claat 4d ago

Knobhead

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u/sash71 3d ago

I thought Nobhead or Dickhead. If you ever lost him and had to describe him it's all there in the name.

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u/Aggravating-Seat-974 4d ago

Peter

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u/jsal0087 3d ago

wanted to see if anybody said what I said🤣

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u/MrGerbik99 4d ago

Boner

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u/LoganRoyKent 3d ago

My name is Boner, and I’m a pussy.

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u/TobylovesPam 3d ago

Remember Boner on Growing Pains? How was that even a thing? How did they name a character on a family friendly, prime time tv show Boner and it was totally cool? This was in the days where Bart Simpson was the devil but Boner was totally acceptable.

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u/Molten-Universe 4d ago

My ex had a husky that had one on his face and she never noticed it and I pointed it out and apparently I ruined her dog.

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u/Middle-Blacksmith-15 3d ago

That's probably why you are her ex

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u/Molten-Universe 3d ago

Haha probably.

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u/glefe 3d ago

My disappointment is immeasurable and my dog is ruined.

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u/Corfiz74 3d ago

Once you see it, you can't unsee it. 😂

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u/uTimu 4d ago

Solonggaybowser

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u/SmashDreadnot 4d ago

Lol. I haven't heard that in years. Time to dig through the Nintendo box soon, I guess.

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u/rissie_delicious 3d ago

This sounds like more of a confession

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u/EdmontonOil 4d ago

My cat had massive balls. Called him Tiny. He never liked me for some reason.

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u/Dwaas_Bjaas 3d ago

That’s a long name bro. Who’s going to remember all that

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u/Consistent_Penguin 4d ago

Mandu, so it will be Cat mandu.

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u/InevitableAd9683 3d ago

Richard Peter Johnson

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u/BeefRamenGuru 3d ago

RPJ for short

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u/enochrootpl 4d ago

Jizzlord

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u/horpetorcsog 4d ago

I miss that series

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u/rasen_flash 4d ago

Jojo. My cat's name.

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u/verifiedwomanbeater 4d ago

Girl's Dm

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u/sidehoe69 4d ago

Under rated comment

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u/Fechnitian2873 3d ago

Why not boy’s

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u/NotNowIsTaken 4d ago

Snow White

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u/Piddy3825 4d ago

If I had a cat that looked like that, I'd name him Boner...

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u/FeelGdGuy 4d ago

Phallicia

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u/Levaris77 3d ago

Top name submitted two hours late!

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u/Practical_Echidna917 4d ago

cunt macockface

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u/wwJones 3d ago

LOL. This is great.

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u/lil_squeeb 4d ago

Squirt or Skeeter

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u/PomelaQ 3d ago

Denis

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u/NWStormraider 4d ago

Repost McIstealcontent

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u/bdjeijxf 4d ago

Seriously? How long will it appear on the reddit again and again every fucking month.

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u/LillianneOCinneide 3d ago

Yeah, I don't know how this is meirl

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u/mr_shammycloth 4d ago • Faith In Humanity Restored

Wow even funnier than when I saw this the last 6 times

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u/WedeI 3d ago

I have seen that in 2015

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u/RememberOola 4d ago

Little lion. The black fur on his face resembles a mane.

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u/LarsihasiSpassi 4d ago

It’s a pussy named dick

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u/Substantial_Pin2400 4d ago

Dicky or eggy

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u/Maleficent-Mirror991 4d ago

That cat’s a dickhead

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u/marronite 4d ago

Fuck Face. Why has no one told this?

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u/Userman1248 4d ago

Dick, Dick Grayson.

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u/ElDativo 4d ago

Rocketface

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u/not_a_total_dick 3d ago

A simple dicknose is my answer

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u/king_o0o 3d ago

Mr pickles 🥵

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u/fire292rr 3d ago

Dickhead

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u/Yelashorkie 3d ago

Pinocchio

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u/Mental_Base_7551 3d ago

Richard Cranium

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u/Bulky_Design_1133 3d ago

Cock face or DH

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u/pekak62 3d ago

Richard

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u/chipperlovesitall 3d ago

Unit

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u/_barkingseal_ 3d ago

This is award wrothy

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u/fastm87 3d ago

Phallicat

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u/khabib88 3d ago

Dickface

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u/spiraldown024 3d ago

Penis head

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u/Just_Map_8616 3d ago

Penisdimilo

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u/cr4vn2k 3d ago

Richard..?

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u/SecretPrinciple8708 3d ago

This is clearly Shaft, the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about.

They say this cat is a bad mother…

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u/brokencrayons 3d ago

Sir or ma'am, if you do not name this cat dick face, then this cat deserves a better loving home.

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u/Stone-Cold-Advice 4d ago

Expo.

Look up the Montreal Expo's emblem. Very similar.

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u/Braxist 4d ago

Dr George Wiener Dittrick

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u/Flashy-Donkey2328 4d ago

Looks like a mediocre Photoshop job

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u/jkparty1111 3d ago

Dick face

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u/faridx82 3d ago

Pussy McDickface

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u/FerricFryingPan 3d ago

Pen is a great name, Tell'er that to her face

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u/Gsauce87 3d ago

Dildo baggins

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u/NadiaLeone 3d ago

Brandon