r/melbourne • u/Shamapow • Mar 17 '23

This is taking parking to a whole new level. 1. No, not a car w. A disabled permit 2. No one inside 3. No one around. Like definitely “parked” The Sky is Falling

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299 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/ManicPanda767 Mar 17 '23

Should build a wall of trolleys around it.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Top8929 Mar 17 '23

And cable tie trolleys to the doors. No cable ties handy? Pretty sure I know a conveniently located store that sells them.

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u/INACCURATE_RESPONSE Mar 18 '23

Or don’t be a fuckwit and continue with your day.

Reddit really is Facebook for non boomers.

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u/rockos21 Mar 18 '23

INACCURATE RESPONSE

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u/djmcaleer93 Mar 18 '23

100%. Lot of people seeking verification here.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

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u/djmcaleer93 Mar 18 '23

Yeah. And I guess someone needs to be that person who stops, takes a photo and shares it online, as it’s the most exciting thing that happens to them.

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u/INACCURATE_RESPONSE Mar 18 '23

It’s weird the justice boners people get over fucking with someone else’s property when it has absolutely no impact on the world.

Even here. The dopamine hits people get for downvoting me is great. Enjoy the feeling for doing absolutely nothing for the world.

Reddit is weird. I bet Elon buys it next.

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u/zaro3785 Mar 17 '23

A staff member might even donate cable ties to do it properly

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u/charles888charles Mar 17 '23

One would say a moat of trolleys, like one fit for a Targaryn, wheels up, 2 deep, in formation perfectly executed to German engineering standards. And given it's Bunnings, use those heavy duty trolleys that you would load a summers worth of pool salt on. That would proper fuck them up.

But me being me, I'd stick around to watch, just in case it was actually someone who wasn't able bodied and play a hero to help them move the car.

But fuck it would make for a good Instagram story.

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u/senseipineappple Mar 17 '23

I like the ol' valve core removal tool. Unscrew the core slightly so it lets out a slow leak. Driver might notice flat tyre, pump it up, only to have it deflate again later. Or just remove it completely, I'm not your supervisor.

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u/Winnie_Reds Mar 18 '23

But it’s OP’s car.

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u/griffo98 Mar 17 '23

I wouldn’t do it but whenever I see this kind of thing I fantasise about snapping their windshield wipers clean off, front and back

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u/Plagu3Rat Mar 17 '23

nah go for the key. snapping of windshield wipers is dangerous to everyone else on the road incase it rains

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

Unscrew the valve cap, drop a lentil in, screw it back on. Tire will deflate.

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u/hotkeys132 Mar 18 '23

Officer: "Why do you have lentils in your pockets?"

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u/tomsco88 East Gippslander Mar 18 '23

That totalitarian vegetable.

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u/SadMap7915 Mar 17 '23

I am the sort of cunt that waits for the driver just to give them an earful.

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u/Ski_nail Mar 18 '23

Good cunt

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u/Puzzleheaded-Top8929 Mar 17 '23

You forgot to watermark your photo with "Fuck Murdoch". I reckon there's a50% chance of this being in a News site before EOD.

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u/Relevant-Mountain-11 Mar 17 '23

That's being keyed worthy tbh

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u/nogreggity Mar 17 '23

Stolen and ditched?

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u/Shamapow Mar 17 '23

Nope. It was not there when we left.

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u/raphanum In another world Mar 17 '23

lol wtf? Why do people do this? This is pure entitlement

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u/BlakRainbow1991 Mar 17 '23

Which Bunnings?

Wouldn't happen to be Tarneit would it?

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u/Shamapow Mar 17 '23

Sorry, @ Bunnings Eltham!

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u/FreakySpook Mar 17 '23

There are some cunty drivers in Eltham but as the plates on that car are from NSW I'm going to blame it on those assholes over the border.

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u/stuffwiththing Mar 17 '23

That carpark is cramped and difficult to navigate on a good day.

2

u/Hold-Administrative Mar 17 '23

So this behaviour is acceptable?

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u/stuffwiththing Mar 17 '23

No! Not what I was intending to say, shitty carparking will make cramped car park harder to navigate.

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u/djmcaleer93 Mar 18 '23

Thought it looked familiar. Clearly dumb and in a rush.

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u/MAu_klasik Mar 17 '23

100% can confirm, Bunnings Tarneit parking is mind blowing..

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u/codhope1234 Mar 18 '23

Think the Bunnings is bad. Try the train station…

2

u/MAu_klasik Mar 18 '23

Yeah na. I like my car the colour it is!

2

u/BlakRainbow1991 Mar 18 '23

Parking in this place in general is insane

7

u/Clatato Mar 17 '23

Nillumbik council would most likely welcome a call about this, and would come out to deal with it.

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u/mpate93 Mar 17 '23

Wouldn’t it be under bunnings as it’s they’re precint? Or is the carpark council still?

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u/Clatato Mar 18 '23

Good question. I know in shopping centres the council gets involved. Also, council’s issue the permits (initial application via Vic Roads).

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u/westsideMELB Mar 17 '23

Get the workers to bring out a forklift and move it between two of their commercial dumpsters

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u/EmotionalAd5920 Mar 17 '23

flat tyre and report them….?

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u/beigetrope Mar 18 '23

Don’t be to quick to judge. It could be an Art Installation.

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u/Arcaneality Mar 18 '23

Easy go into store talk to staff get them to announce car rego over speakers and ask politely for the driver to remove their car from the disabled slots pdq or it will be towed

Or

Nice big sticker over drivers area of windscreen saying stupidity is not a recognised disability

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u/_-tk-421-_ Mar 17 '23

Has to be stolen surely...

Run the plates on the Vicroads website... Pretty sure it will show if stolen

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u/Toasty_Bagel Mar 17 '23

Looks like a NSW plate

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u/_-tk-421-_ Mar 20 '23

A quick google search shows NSW has a similar capability

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u/SKYeXile Mar 17 '23

whats the problem? they're clearly disabled.

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u/rockos21 Mar 18 '23

That's just offensive

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u/Dyslexibon Mar 17 '23

Parking like that, I would argue that they are disabled.

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u/BeBa420 Long Black, no sugar Mar 17 '23

Being a cunt is not a disability… at least I don’t think

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u/Tall_aussie_fembot Mar 17 '23

My mum always taught me to keep a pen and notepad in my glovebox. For a few reasons but definitely to make sure a note is left in absolutely blatant dumb cuntyness like this instance.

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u/spypsy Mar 17 '23

That’s officially as good as a Sportiva driver can park.

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u/angrathias Mar 17 '23

It’s a sportage

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u/spypsy Mar 17 '23

<Rubbish Kia Momma-SUV>

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u/angrathias Mar 18 '23

We’ve got one, not very rubbish at all. Had 11 years of pretty much low maintenance / issues, they’re technologically quite decked out compared to similar prices vehicles of other brands.

Kia is considered a top brand for reliability, and there’s nothing particularly about Sportages that is different from the rest of the brand.

And yeah, it’s a mummy wagon, that’s why people buy them…

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u/muddled69 Mar 17 '23

Possibility stolen???

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u/Mysterious-Cause-857 Mar 17 '23

They could have been in an emergency situation, like diarrhoea, would you care how you park?)

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u/wigam Mar 17 '23

Maybe the driver needs a disabled permit?

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u/Optimal-Talk3663 Mar 18 '23

permits it seems

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u/BigAbbreviations8164 Mar 18 '23

Tyre deflators are small and nifty.

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u/djmcaleer93 Mar 18 '23

But I thought only those in oversize pickups couldn’t park? Or so this page had try taught me 🤣

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u/joe_tidder Mar 17 '23

Respect.

I’m actually more ok seeing this than a car just over the line a little bit.

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u/GloriousOnion20 Mar 18 '23

Tbh it really doesn’t matter if the parking lot is empty and there are other parking lots around including disabled ones, I see people in the comments commanding the car be keyed which is crazy, that would only be justified if there were few parking a spots available

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u/Toasty_Bagel Mar 17 '23

And to top it all off the driver seems to be from NSW based on the plates

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u/BeBa420 Long Black, no sugar Mar 17 '23

Bunnings moorabbin?

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u/overintwoseconds Mar 17 '23

Pretty expected of the bunnings zombie mindset. I'm shocked there are no dead people in their grille

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u/MAu_klasik Mar 17 '23

It's just waiting for a mate..

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u/T8MC Mar 17 '23

Likely some drug fucked thief looking for an uninterrupted exit with all their loot.

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u/maorimango Mar 17 '23

Go into Bunnings get super glue and cover his handles

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u/thisoldmould Mar 17 '23

This is where you let the air out of all the tyres.

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u/wscholermann I hate humidity! Mar 17 '23

This parking is giving me "Quite Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" vibes.

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u/NoWishbone3501 Mar 18 '23

I like how the number plate only shows D H. That was my first thought.

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u/hugh1243 Mar 18 '23

I actually wonder what items they were going to purchase with that type of parking.

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u/shiromaikku Mar 18 '23

Why cover the rego? Shame that cunt!

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u/Kanuka2000 >The Ass, may I see it?< Mar 18 '23

Stupid fucking cunt

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u/Starrun87 Mar 18 '23

Very nice of you to not show their plate

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u/Intrepid-Jaguar9175 Mar 18 '23

Looks like it's abandoned.

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u/Wild_Activity5276 Mar 18 '23

I bet they didn’t put their trolley away either.

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u/mechmaster2275 Mar 18 '23

What an absolute fucking cunt

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u/Cituuus Mar 18 '23

Is this in Kilmore?