r/melbourne • u/notlegallyawareofit • Mar 20 '23

Who's the dickhead taking up 2 parks at Caulfield Station? Really inconsiderate The Sky is Falling

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615 Upvotes

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u/SapereAudeAdAbsurdum Mar 20 '23

That's a creative way to protest car park closure. Doing their very best to get their car as stuck as possible in there.

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u/KissKiss999 Mar 20 '23

Im actually impressed. Thats a long narrow carpark. Pretty hard to stuff it up that bad

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u/Ineedsomuchsleep170 Mar 20 '23

When you steal a car in the middle of the night and don't want anyone to notice so you don't turn the headlights on, but you're the kind of flog who steals cars so you still put the foot down to get away and it doesn't work out how you thought it would?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23

Probably stolen by a child with no idea how to drive.

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u/coffecup1978 Mar 20 '23

Just waiting for a mate

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u/HorseAndrew Democracy manifest Mar 20 '23

Tim Smith’s rental car.

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u/MundanePlantain1 Mar 20 '23

Tim smiths rental bum.

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u/MMcFly1985 Mar 20 '23

Closing the whole car park is a bit of an over-reaction...

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u/dryrubss Mar 20 '23

“The pole was never my friend”

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u/MMcFly1985 Mar 20 '23

Rookie mistake - thought they were going to get to 142kph before getting to the pole.

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u/SimilarWill1280 Mar 20 '23

You can’t park there Sir

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u/MAu_klasik Mar 20 '23

Be reasonable, it's a new charging station for petrol engines.

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u/StraightGuarantee963 Mar 20 '23

the same dick who hit the pole

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u/___dan Mar 20 '23

Best Corolla driver in Melbourne.

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u/WhatAGoodDoggy show me your puppers Mar 20 '23

Like a gloo-ove

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u/Double-Lychee8987 Mar 20 '23

Is the car okay ??

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u/lkernan Mar 20 '23

At least they planned it well enough to put up a sign.

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u/aussiechris1 Mar 20 '23

This is the first bad parking pic in a long time that doesn't feature a yank tank.

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u/crayonshank Mar 21 '23

That cars in pole position.

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u/AltruisticFerret8198 Mar 20 '23

His spirit animal is a Ford F150

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u/2cap Mar 20 '23

next time steal a ford

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u/MrNice101 Mar 20 '23

Total Legend aye

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u/T0mbaker Mar 20 '23

I have a better question....

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u/atnator42 Mar 20 '23

Successfully followed the direction of the arrow!

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u/LeapingKer Mar 20 '23

What a jerk

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u/stinx2001 Rubbish 'R' Us Mar 20 '23

Stupid yank tanks! Oh wait.

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u/MundanePlantain1 Mar 20 '23

Must be one of the new electric Polestars.